on happiness

I am happier on this maternity leave than I have ever been in my entire life. I'm sure it's part baby (awesome baby, cutest and best baby ever, baby I love so much who I've been waiting for my entire life) and part not working. You know what? Working sucks! That's why they have to pay you to go there. I can't wait to retire. As of now I am fully on board with my husband's crazy real estate ideas which I usually pooh pooh. I would one million times rather manage a property on my own time than go into a poxy office. Someday.

Unless you are considering me for part time employment with benefits and a one-train commute. In that case, I love working so much. Hire me! I am a delight!